oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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