His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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