don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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