I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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