sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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