Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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