how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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