you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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