There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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