with your own penis?
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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