Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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