I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
two words...techno handjob
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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