There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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