I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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