I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I came so hard my ears popped.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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