Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
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