Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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