are you still at the devil's house?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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