We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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