this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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