who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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