I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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