Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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