A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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