I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
