Yo dont text me then not text me
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
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