Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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