you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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