I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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