ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
