i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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