Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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