Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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