Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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