How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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