walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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