Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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