this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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