just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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