its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you didnt know i had herpes?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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