I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
There r osticjed everywhere
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
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