we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Randomize