what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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