you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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