Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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