yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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