we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I got inside last night via doggy door
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
