My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
This baby is an asshole
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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