My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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