Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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