Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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