3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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