State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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